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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind-a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.
宇宙只是上帝的一闪念——这是个叫人很不舒服的念头,特别是如果你刚刚付了买房子的首期。
[小编有话说]:拿工资还贷款时你只希望宇宙只是上帝一闪念。
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
世上大体分成好坏两种人,好人晚上睡得踏实,而坏人更享受醒着的时间。
[小编有话说]:那么失眠的好人和加班的好人属于哪类呢?!
80 percent of success is showing up.
百分之八十的成功是到场。
[小编有话说]:百分之八十的失败也是到场。
【关于自己】
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
我人生的一大遗憾就是我不是别人。
[小编有话说]:别人最大的人生缺憾是他们不是你。
The two biggest myths about me are that I’m an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I’m an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.
人们对我最大的两个误解是:他们仅仅因为我戴眼镜,就认为我是知识分子;他们总以为我是艺术家,因为我的电影总是赔钱。这两个误解曾盛行一时。
[小编有话说]:你漏了一个误解——每当你领养幼女时,别人都会恭喜你找到了女朋友。
My brain: it’s my second favorite organ.
我的大脑是我第二喜欢的器官。
[小编有话说]:那……最喜欢的器官会是手吗?
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